Maximum Gay is cold @theycallmemo@witches.town

hey if you dont like mastodon and you're on mastodon.social... maybe try another instance before giving up on it entirely?

"Banana Coin: World's first blockchain option for investing in the production of organic bananas"

but the biggest mindhack of all is to just be nice to people

"i'll take quotable quotes for 800, alex"

trebek turns to the board, indicating the last remaining square in that category

the clue comes up: "a miserable little pile of secrets"

dracula's hand slams down on the button. this is his moment to shine

how are they gonna fuckin have john cena in a movie if you cant see him

*yawm* good night :3

stranger than fanfiction

(business voice) give me the cold hard facts. then give me the warm gooey facts

I’ve been waiting for the ​​ emojo for so long... it’s finally real *a single tear of pure joy rolls down my face*

J'aime trop aled

the r in cybre stands for queer, doesn't it

RT @Kablappy@twitter.com: I made a comic a while back about how it's difficult to balance yourself while being others emotional grounding rod

Current Gender: IDFK, I'm cute, does it matter? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A: a comma is a pause at the end of a clause, whereas a cat is honestly probably fed up with your shit.

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and bored.

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and huuungry. 🤔

"we'll burn that bridge when we get to it" is still my absolute favorite corrupted idiom

which apparently has a name but I like "corrupted idiom" better

helping your smol friends get up to high places, agree if you boost