Looking back on this day, I can say that I was lovingly bisexual.
How did I get such perfect cats
*tears up* I just really love memes
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It is very common for new Mastodonians to make at least one (1) toot joke that all of us have heard before
I dunno about you but suddenly I'm in the mood for not ice cream https://mastodon.social/media/hgxsN3-Wm5QEg4316JE
I tried to circle all the parts that describe me but it was easier to circle the parts that don’t
Tag yourself, I’m all of them #actuallyadhd
CW: references meds https://witches.town/media/VztBfNrbkrCUPQmNOZ4
This was meant to be a sketch, but I couldn't stop working on it!
would it be unethical to create slightly-too-large business cards that in a stack of business cards would, quite literally, stand out
im gay and lovey
It's okay to say no.
and so, I now have a tendency to walk around the room before our meetings begin, pawing at people’s bags and meowing loudly.
It’s what they get
The entire forensics team has decided to form families (a common behavior among large groups of teens for some reason, and one in which I am usually left alone) and I pointed out that I wasn’t in a family
They made me a cat.