Maximum Gay is cold @theycallmemo@witches.town
Scribbly winged human
Mixed in gender, race, and mental state
I have a webcomic: Absurd!
Https://tapas.io/series/Absurd-/
Chaotic Hungry
They/Them or Hae/Hem
profile picture by @brendonsdead
Top Secret: theycallmemo@sleeping.town (read pinned toots)
🕯GNU Natalie Nguyen 🕯
hey kid... yah you... you looking for... Afficher plus
So if I get one of those counterfeit pens, how do I apply it to my pronouns to ensure they are not counterfeit?
Can I scribble on my gender to validate that at the same time?
counterfeit pronouns, also known as antinouns
Get stopped by highway cops in a stolen car with a trunk full of counterfeit pronouns 😓
All natural, locally sourced pronouns
You've heard of COUNTERFEIT PRONOUNS... Afficher plus
open source pronouns
if you chcange your icon to a hexagon i will get cconfused and punch the screen in an atatempt to defeat you in combat
You wouldn’t steal a pronoun
…I… I /would/ download a pronoun
"Pronouns for sale! Get your pronouns here!"
[Upon closer inspection, the vendor's pronouns all seem to be slightly misspelled]
In late-stage capitalism, counterfeiting pronouns is the only ethical option.
"You call yourself a mad scientist? Where's your mad control group? Where's your mad lab manual? There's not even a mad fire extinguisher here, where are your mad safety protocols?"
Okay, but anyone who knows this song, or even just the lyrics to this song, knows that it is immensely lewd
Holding my pronouns up to the light to check if they're genuine
we wouldn't have to worry about counterfeit pronouns if we rejected mass-produced ones and only bought them from local pronoun artisans
for every pronoun, there is an equal and opposite conoun
blockchain for pronoun verification
It turns out, the real treasure was the pronouns we counterfeited along the way.
but my pronouns are centrist