@SuzanEraslan @catoutofbed
“I don’t know”
“THIRD BASE!”
@SuzanEraslan yeah, it was pretty shitty. Happens whenever I go to the guidance office
And the nurse’s computer both deadnames AND misgenders me. A one two punch of bullshit
Although I think the grand prize for most ridiculous deadname/misgender I have ever experienced was when my guidance counselor sent out an email to my teachers that said “SHE prefers they/them pronouns”.
I’m still confused about that one.
*offers hugs*
this is my mech Afficher plus
Today I was deadnamed by a computer
My favourite thing in media is when you see a sexy lady and then there's a "shock" reveal that she's got, like, a giant gross monster tongue and fangs and claws and that's supposed to make us think she's *less* attractive.
there is a sports on the TV in this bar and they just said "it's the game we've all been waiting for" but i heard "gay" instead of "game" and was like "yes, i am here"
You know that meme where it’s an awkward moment followed by the credit song from Curb Your Enthusiasm
That’s my life in a nutshell
I just had my first kiss.
By which I mean school shit
@Siphonay Pajaminas?
@Sylvhem I do have a cat, but she doesn’t really mess with the toilet paper or anything
@theycallmemo @Sylvhem except nut milk. I was there for that.
@Sylvhem oof
I miss out on all the stuff
Is hang the right word? Idk
Anyway it’s over not under
Hey, you know what hasn’t been a meme on here yet?
Which is the right way to hang toilet paper
This should be interesting https://witches.town/media/8G8lgDx7jDdPDgvG6u4
Pro tip: Like split infinitives and ending a sentence with a preposition, grammarians of the 18th and 19th centuries proscribed the singular "they" not because it was actually bad English grammar but because you can't do it in Latin.