Traci Shepard @tashepard@witches.town

Like, it heats stuff up really well, it serves some purpose, but every recipe I've tried to actually cook or bake something in it has resulted in disappointment.

This soggy-ass "fried" chicken has me about ready to give up on this air fryer.

Aside from all the other problems with arming teachers, putting the onus on them as the crux of gladhanding "gun control" measures acts like school shootings are the only place with gun violence worth addressing.

That thing where you think you have an idea then you realize you're really just remembering something someone else said first.

Hate that the video makes me associate it with Chevy Chase, tho

"Why am I so soft in the middle now
When the rest of my life is so hard"

Maintain that's one of the greatest lyrics ever written

... I watched the entire Oscars and I missed Dave Chapelle showing up somehow. Not complaining, just surprised.

"You're fast, Iron Man.... but we're going to need furious."
*Hulk monster truck ramps into frame*

I'll take back what I said about Infinity Wars being more of the same if they include a scene where Thanos turns the Avengers into cars and they fight him with sick ramp tricks.

Me: *Finally tucked in bed to get some sleep*
Brain: ... How did they come up with the name "Stone Temple Pilots".
Me: I swear I am going to come up there with an ice pick.

It's pretty messed up that I need to sleep, tbqh

I realllly need a long weekend in Vegas...

Can't remember what that used to be called, like Starcade Walk or something; apparently now it's just "The Underground"

The very nice pretzels from the little shopping area underneath the MGM Grand lobby in Vegas near where you pick up the old tram.

Some Crazy Bastard Wants To Hit Me always manages to cheer me up, though

I feel like there was a day of school where everyone learned to love They Might Be Giants and I was sick and was never able to make up the work.

Like, I think they're very good, I know some album cuts beyond the big songs, but I lack the affinity for them everyone else seems to have. To me they'll always just be that band that was featured on Tiny Toon Adventures that one episode.

Time 👏 for 👏 Ska 👏

I don't know what Everything Sucks is, but I am rolling at the Still Buffering ep about it as the 17yo host's reacts to her sister explaining Columbia House to her.