Traci Shepard @tashepard@witches.town

A centaur but the human part is a gorilla and the horse part is a classic muscle car.

I'm going to start ending every Iara stream with a selfie https://witches.town/media/FA1o3qkT-exkh9NcSek

Why would you ever take sleep aid medicine when hummus exists

We've started advertising the Last Jedi at work, and one of the bonus features they mention is "alternate Phasma death" and, like

one, she didn't even have an initial death to have an alternate to? And two, that is just a really weird feature to single out promotionally.

Val piece so far. Will wrap it up after dinner and some errands.

Havin' a draw https://www.twitch.tv/tashepard/

Just encountered someone on Tumblr who roleplays as Dig 'Em the Cereal Frog so I'm... I'm just gonna go back to baking these chickpeas for a while.

Gonna be real for a second here: I forgot "death bed" was a normal, common expression so I had been thinking the comic with that name must have been an adaptation of the schlock horror flick with the demonic bed that eats people.

Time to move the computer :D/D:

Cold. 😬

"It's the second-largest candle on Earth, behind the one Elton John commissioned by mistake when he mixed up meters and inches." #BeefAndDairyNetwork

Want to see Annihilation but I also kind of want to... not wake up early or leave the house tomorrow :v

Alright, getting ready to stream some Reptilian Easter Bunny monster design. https://www.twitch.tv/tashepard/

If the relative size of the seed inside the avocado is any indication of how the rest of the day is going to go, then today is going to be particularly bad.

Or good. I don't know how the rules to the arbitrary omen I just made up work yet.

Watching an old Besties video and Griffin referring to the recipient of a Secret Santa gift as "the Secret Child" delights me to no end.

I guess it's not really contempt for the show so much as contempt for Grammer and annoyance with how it's become an ironic punchline in the Space Jam/Smash Mouth vein.

Apparently Winston Duke got into acting because of Fraiser, so my contempt for that show has eased a little. https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/02/winston-duke-black-panther-mbaku-interview

What are you weirdos doing out in the middle of the night

I've gotten a fair share of Legendary items on each character so far, but other than Telebra's magic healing pants none of their added effects have been particularly useful but I just got one for my mage that completely cancels out the Temporal Deplacement debuff from Time Warp, even if I'm not the one that casts it. :o