Traci Shepard @tashepard@witches.town

Time-lapse of someone making a fairly impressive Tamatoa from Moana in Spore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgGd9pfC9oE

I appreciate that Bullseye is an NPR show that phrased their apology for any construction noise on the recording as "I'm sorry if you heard what sounds like a monster farting."

With one of the recent updates Go changed the PKMN models to scale differently on the map and seeing an Onix that's roughly the same size as a Whismur fills me with some vague, ineffable kind of existential dread.

A torchic and treecko both hanging out behind this hotel, have I stumbled across some kind of cross-Type tryst :o

Genuinely not sure if thinking like that was a result of transitioning in a Red state or society collapsing around us or some combination of both.

I spend a lot of time here thinking about if I could kill someone with whatever's in arm's reach. :/

Not aggressively but like if someone was attacking me, how much damage could I do with these decorative wooden letters in time.

I saw some posts mentioning Anfa and her kittens making the rounds earlier and don't know if the greater context came with it but her owner rescued four kittens from an abandoned house a few months ago, and there were a few posts of Anfa being stressed out by her new roommates until a couple of weeks passed and they posted this pic, which is maybe the sweetest dang thing I saw in all of 2017

Here is where I freely admit I posses basically zero familiarity with Cyrillic alphabets.

You and me both, Anfa 🙅

Arguably the biggest effect that came from media switching over from standard definition to high def is realizing Zero's nose is a jack-o-lantern in Nightmare Before Christmas

Bob Mortimer giving cats weird names for charity

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-sussex-42936519/bob-mortimer-s-surreal-cat-fundraising-in-sussex

Atlus Obscura on Jenny Hanivers: "The Long, Strange Legacy of One of the World's Earliest Fake Mermaids"

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/jenny-haniver-history-fake-mermaid

Me: I wish there was like a dating app but for friendship
My brain: It's social media you're literally on Mastodon right now you just don't talk to people

Very fun but extremely dumb, in both the 'action movie' and 'that didn't make any sense' ways. I don't think I've ever said "I don't think [x] works that way" about as many things in a single movie before, but Jackson and Reynolds playing off each other carried it through the rough patches.
The shootout and chase sequences were impressively scaled and frenetic but still managed to feel bland somehow.

Trying to use Stardew Valley as an inspiration for productivity and compartmentalization in real life. Set aside certain tasks as daily must-dos but then one day focus on making progress through a specific task rather than trying to juggle too much in a day and not completing anything to satisfaction, be it working on an illustration piece, getting a longer bike ride in or heading to the mines for a few hours to kill slimes.

My stick razor is way too dull and I can't find the right head to my electric one and I am just having a real crisis of stubble this week.

Someone just drove by blasting Twisted Sister, unsure if this is a good omen or an ill portent for the rest of the day.

The pork...

... has been pulled 🐷

Why'd they have to put Cable and Deadpool in my Domino and Negasonic Teenage Warhead movie :/

Got my first Horde alt to Draenor.
My current record is getting from 90 to 100 in under 20 hours but I don't think I need to go for speed on this one; first time doing the Frostfire Ridge questline, should savor it a little.