Traci Shepard @tashepard@witches.town

Here is where I freely admit I posses basically zero familiarity with Cyrillic alphabets.

You and me both, Anfa 🙅

Arguably the biggest effect that came from media switching over from standard definition to high def is realizing Zero's nose is a jack-o-lantern in Nightmare Before Christmas

Bob Mortimer giving cats weird names for charity

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-sussex-42936519/bob-mortimer-s-surreal-cat-fundraising-in-sussex

Atlus Obscura on Jenny Hanivers: "The Long, Strange Legacy of One of the World's Earliest Fake Mermaids"

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/jenny-haniver-history-fake-mermaid

Me: I wish there was like a dating app but for friendship
My brain: It's social media you're literally on Mastodon right now you just don't talk to people

Very fun but extremely dumb, in both the 'action movie' and 'that didn't make any sense' ways. I don't think I've ever said "I don't think [x] works that way" about as many things in a single movie before, but Jackson and Reynolds playing off each other carried it through the rough patches.
The shootout and chase sequences were impressively scaled and frenetic but still managed to feel bland somehow.

Trying to use Stardew Valley as an inspiration for productivity and compartmentalization in real life. Set aside certain tasks as daily must-dos but then one day focus on making progress through a specific task rather than trying to juggle too much in a day and not completing anything to satisfaction, be it working on an illustration piece, getting a longer bike ride in or heading to the mines for a few hours to kill slimes.

My stick razor is way too dull and I can't find the right head to my electric one and I am just having a real crisis of stubble this week.

Someone just drove by blasting Twisted Sister, unsure if this is a good omen or an ill portent for the rest of the day.

The pork...

... has been pulled 🐷

Why'd they have to put Cable and Deadpool in my Domino and Negasonic Teenage Warhead movie :/

Got my first Horde alt to Draenor.
My current record is getting from 90 to 100 in under 20 hours but I don't think I need to go for speed on this one; first time doing the Frostfire Ridge questline, should savor it a little.

@reibeatall Ah, cool, thanks. This pretty much lines up with what we were gonna try, although was gonna do the sauce after and didn't think on adding any vinegar to the pork itself so I will def throw that in :D I will never say no to more vinegar

@reibeatall Doing some pulled pork in the slow cooker tomorrow

I know this is a loaded question but

who's got a good barbecue sauce recipe

@lobster_writer Well then this one's also getting an earful of me doing my Orgrimmar dailies while I'm waiting. #LoktarOgar

Go to a BoA branch to close my account. Get told their bankers are busy but I can call the customer service number to do it instead. Call the number and get put on hold for 25 minutes while a robot tells me to do my banking online.

When it says "this call may be recorded" does that include me screaming at the hold music

Panicked while trying to find something to write down a phone number so just typed it into a calculator. #Lifehackz