Shannon is cyber now 🌠 @swordjaw@witches.town

I'm at @swordjaw! 🐻

By the time I need a support platform like Patreon, I hope an alternative will have sprung up.

Like, if Liberapay integrates tiers and rewards!

This little feral kitty has been hanging around our apartment building and Kylie and I have taken to calling him Little King Trash Mouth. I only realized this morning that he's a /kitty/, though, and he's so small and so cold and I want to feed him, djdjdkd

Bleary morning because I decided to stay up like a fool, but my JETPENS ORDER SHIPPED

Now I'm reading through all their guides like a monster. I wish more of my loved ones were into stationary; this would be an easier Christmas if that were the case. 😂

Must I honest to God trek into the city to view that fish man ass?

I just...fucking love music videos... These weird liminal magical realism (or straight-up fantasy) spaces...

"Deer bone chopsticks" is somehow the whitest three words I've read in a week.

I'm in a weird place where I'm torn between interacting more on here because I want to make friends and retreating completely because I feel like I'm shouting into a void sometimes. The latter bit is obviously not true -- plenty of people on Mastodon have been super friendly with me! -- but my brain is still telling me "hmm, no, you're insignificant and reaching out for human connection is futile" and wow, RUDE

I just had a work meeting where everybody was talking over each other on mute and not on mute and I'm so stressed out and irritated that I need to take a break, zhzjsjks

Oh yeah, "The Shape of Water" is coming out, huh? I need to get myself to a movie theater.

🎶I'm in love with that girl / So don't be mad at me🎶

There goes my JetPens order. 😂