stevonnie/SU spoilers Afficher plus
stevonnie/SU spoilers Afficher plus
when you think about it Afficher plus
But, Mother, how can _I_ destroy Capitalism? The machine is so big, and I am so small. My siblings stand with me but we are just wheat before the combine. We may die with honour, standing tall; but we will die nonetheless.
Dear sweet child, do not stand in front of the machine, it will just grind you up. Run up behind, quick as a mouse, and climb inside. Nibble the wires. Sand the grease. Slow it that your siblings may join, plucking the cogs, rusting the steel. Until it grinds to a halt.
encrypted mastodon DMs when
1930s and 40s dresses with hoods. Let's make them a thing again.
Just learned about the International Fixed Calendar - a proposed calendar reform fixing each month at 28 days, adding a new month Sol between June and July, and adding a monthless "year day" at the end of the year:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar
3 Ways to Change Your Hair Color RN
1) Trade one of your most precious recurring dreams to the Gentleman of Thrice-Dark Woods. After he's dined, and after you've realized what you've lost, he'll gladly apply some sort of colored paste for you by way of apology.
2) Open a portal in the soft side of this world, your fingers tugging at the dimension's fatty layers until you're viewing the colorless obscenities that live outside all-we-know. (I assume you want WHITE hair?)
3) Close your eyes. There. Your hair's black. Everything is black. Now press against your eyes. Your hair is now full of stars.
It's worth noting that libraries are the last of the commons and public spaces not currently exploited by the corporations. How long it remains that way isn't certain
Consider:
Loitering is banned
Panhandlers are persecuted
Homeless are threatened
Without libraries, there aren't many spaces left for some people to merely *exist*
Go switch to Signal.
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/apps/a25736/signal-app-guide-how-to-use/
yeah, I'll wait.
You aren't in danger today, but someone you know will be prolly within the next 2-4 months, and using Signal could *literally* save their life.
Plus, you can send extra big gifs to your contacts, and it has encrypted calling.
Seriously, stop waffling and go switch, it will import your texts and nothing changes for your non-Signal contacts.
2017 me, emerging from DeLorean, to 1995 me:
So, this new 'Pentium' chip, turns out the whole 'speculative execution' road is a bit of a mistake. Yes it makes Doom faster but 22 years later all our computer systems are hacked each week by gangs of roaming cyber-criminals wearing vintage 80s micros as cosmetic jewellery on their leather jackets
1995 me (stuck in E1M2): Got it, Doom will get faster
2017 me: Did you even hear a word I said? I said the 80s are going to be fashionable again.
At night, she spoke to dead gods under the sea. They rarely replied, except to murmur "You can solve that yourself."
They were never wrong.
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
each point in one word moves to the nearest point in the next word https://mastodon.social/media/b-32WNDAFvd9XDXbM0A
you know how you occasionally see a really bizarre guitar in an anime and it's like, "huh that's weird, the artist shoulda looked at a reference because guitars do NOT look like that"
now of course, having done the research, ive realised that theres probably tons of guitars kicking around in japan since the 60s and 70s that look EXACTLY like that
https://mastodon.social/media/yDHcb_PHC3UJZob5Plg https://mastodon.social/media/z27O-Xq3-9F_ilgDPtQ https://mastodon.social/media/aVhE2KU4TW3dobIaaik https://mastodon.social/media/ebAYXJBny6ROUb1d2XM
M1: The Incredible Expanding Crab https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap180104.html #astronomy
“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.”
“The spectator-buyer is meant to envy herself as she will become if she buys the product. She is meant to imagine herself transformed by the product into an object of envy for others, an envy which will then justify her loving herself.”
― John Berger, Ways of Seeing
I just tought of a little game
You make translate a pun into english or another language in which in gets no sense, and people have to figure out its original language and what the pun is
https://mastodon.social/media/qtD3JIND3eUXNbLfWbI https://mastodon.social/media/9KppGj9SfXWcrPShI8w
One of several little felting projects I started this week. horrible lil bug man
18% off all items in @irisjaycomics 's and mine's shop until next Monday! we're going to be restocking and changing some items after we come back from Further Confusion, so now's a great time to poke around! http://oreillyjay.tictail.com/
( #creativetoots #mastoart #smallbusiness )
https://mastodon.social/media/t5cCjTFaMyWySRaBI2U