Oh boy! Oh hoy balloo! It's Friday and we all know what that means! Grab the kids and head on down to the cavern system with the jagged stalactite maw that opens in the hill by where the Yellow Bishop got lit on fire that one time.
Grab a torch 'cause it's time to find the bat that shares your face! There's millions of them whirling up there but this is the week! The week you'll find your bat twin! If you find them, they have to take human form and move into your house for a whole week, leaving you free to dangle from the cave rough, eating fruit and bugs, slowly flapping your happy wing-cape!
Oh Friday! I'm going home to the darkness!
Only In Tulsa: this office cat collects money for charity by attacking dollar bills people wiggle through the door for him.
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Today's tarot draw is Fortune from www.neonmoontarot.com
Themes for this card include: Destiny, luck, gratitude.
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#tarot #art #cyberpunk #occult #illustration
Getting back into the swing of things. The Neon Moon Tarot website is live! ( www.neonmoontarot.com ) I'll be adding new cards as I finish them. To celebrate, I'm going to draw from the deck for the next week. It's Major's only while I get the rest of the pips finished up.
Today's tarot draw is the Inverted World. Themes are: missing closure, and incompleteness. Certainly something I've encountered in this first week of 2018.
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On “a ‘Stahl Standard’ for talking about Trump's cognitive capacity.” https://twitter.com/lollardfish/status/949473204459966466
stevonnie/SU spoilers Afficher plus
stevonnie/SU spoilers Afficher plus
when you think about it Afficher plus
But, Mother, how can _I_ destroy Capitalism? The machine is so big, and I am so small. My siblings stand with me but we are just wheat before the combine. We may die with honour, standing tall; but we will die nonetheless.
Dear sweet child, do not stand in front of the machine, it will just grind you up. Run up behind, quick as a mouse, and climb inside. Nibble the wires. Sand the grease. Slow it that your siblings may join, plucking the cogs, rusting the steel. Until it grinds to a halt.
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1930s and 40s dresses with hoods. Let's make them a thing again.
Just learned about the International Fixed Calendar - a proposed calendar reform fixing each month at 28 days, adding a new month Sol between June and July, and adding a monthless "year day" at the end of the year:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar
3 Ways to Change Your Hair Color RN
1) Trade one of your most precious recurring dreams to the Gentleman of Thrice-Dark Woods. After he's dined, and after you've realized what you've lost, he'll gladly apply some sort of colored paste for you by way of apology.
2) Open a portal in the soft side of this world, your fingers tugging at the dimension's fatty layers until you're viewing the colorless obscenities that live outside all-we-know. (I assume you want WHITE hair?)
3) Close your eyes. There. Your hair's black. Everything is black. Now press against your eyes. Your hair is now full of stars.
It's worth noting that libraries are the last of the commons and public spaces not currently exploited by the corporations. How long it remains that way isn't certain
Consider:
Loitering is banned
Panhandlers are persecuted
Homeless are threatened
Without libraries, there aren't many spaces left for some people to merely *exist*
Go switch to Signal.
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/apps/a25736/signal-app-guide-how-to-use/
yeah, I'll wait.
You aren't in danger today, but someone you know will be prolly within the next 2-4 months, and using Signal could *literally* save their life.
Plus, you can send extra big gifs to your contacts, and it has encrypted calling.
Seriously, stop waffling and go switch, it will import your texts and nothing changes for your non-Signal contacts.
2017 me, emerging from DeLorean, to 1995 me:
So, this new 'Pentium' chip, turns out the whole 'speculative execution' road is a bit of a mistake. Yes it makes Doom faster but 22 years later all our computer systems are hacked each week by gangs of roaming cyber-criminals wearing vintage 80s micros as cosmetic jewellery on their leather jackets
1995 me (stuck in E1M2): Got it, Doom will get faster
2017 me: Did you even hear a word I said? I said the 80s are going to be fashionable again.
At night, she spoke to dead gods under the sea. They rarely replied, except to murmur "You can solve that yourself."
They were never wrong.
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