concept: ephemeral.glitch.social variant where a post's lifetime varies as a function of the number of notifications (favs + boosts) it has
@typhlosion hard mode: inverse relationship, so that toots last forever if and only if no one ever engages with them
@typhlosion @shoofle hell mode: sufficiently long jinx chains will phase in and out as a post's children accumulate enough notes, phase it out of existence, and then summon it back when they phase in turns