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george won't BUT I SURE THE HECK DID

I'M UNSTOPPABLE https://witches.town/media/Dm3FWQ0ZAQ83Ox--N5w

o god and then the next thing i heard THE VERY NEXT THING was "this pressure increases like khakis" i'm never going to get out am i, all of music will present itself to me through the lens of macarthur park for the rest of my life

i did it. i listened to all thirty, back to back.

can't believe it took almost thirty years to know what weird al's jurassic park was doing and oh dang oh man i love it and also he is good

i know there has to be more than these thirty covers. only two of them are dance tracks and that seems just way too few.

also if anyone wants to know about the gayest version it's the dance tracks – donna summer, thommy davis. davis skips the whole ironed pants business and gets right to the yellow cotton dress also

i guess it's a thing that people decide to record this song while inebriated and then when they sober up it turns out they were serious and then go record it, is this a Musician's Curse

of all these covers only the john cooper clarke & hugh cornwell version pronounces "striped" as a single syllable

i keep hearing about the cake in the rain being the worst lyric, does nobody remember being pressed in love's hot fevered iron like a stripèd pair of pants between the parted pages? because i just about lose it every time

every time the gender in the first line is changed i hotly anticipate whose knees the yellow cotton dress is foaming like a wave on the ground beneath

i know that i am fully fifty years late to this party

i know this

fuckin neal morse thinks he's too good to say "oh, no!" in his rock opera version who the fuck is this guy

and i am listening to them all at once and jurassic park is last what have i done

*falsetto* oh, no!

lol this is the cartoon where he makes a bunch of hens and also porky pig so horny they lay a trillion eggs for the war effort

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