ARE YOU A REAL GAMER
ARE GAMES YOUR WHOLE LIFE
DO YOU SUBSIST PURELY ON GAMERFUEL BRAND MRE'S
DID YOU PETITION THE OCIFEX OF THE REPUBLIC OF GAMERS TO SPARE YOUR FAMILY LAST YEAR WHEN CROP YIELDS WEREN'T HIGH ENOUGH TO PAY YOUR TAXES
WERE YOU FORCED TO COMPETE IN GLADIATORIAL ESPORTS AS PAYMENT SO THAT YOUR FAMILY COULD LIVE, LEAVING YOUR OFFSPRING TO GROW UP PREMATURELY AND RUN THE AFFAIRS OF YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOU GAME OUT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AS A GAMERSLAVE
'CAUSE IF NOT YOU'RE JUST A FILTHY CASUAL, GO BACK TO YOUR QUIET PEACEFUL LIFE OF SPLATTERED TOONS AND MARIOK ARTS AND PUYO'D POPS