My Forbesona twitches as it sees all the other instances popping up with some form of "mastodon" in the name. "YOU'RE DILUTING THE #BRAND," it screams.
I pour a full bottle of soylent over my head. The beast is sated. For now.
@jeffgerstmann it stares, unblinking, uncaring, into the abyss of it's precious Stocks.app