I unknowingly washed a pillow with my sheets, and the pillow burst in the most spectacular, unholy, credulity-defying cataclysm of charnel bedding horror I have ever borne witness to.

The pillow was so thoroughly obliterated that I couldn't even locate it for a long time, and I was just going "Where the goddamn hell-fuck did all this fucking shit even motherfucking *come* from???"