M of Witches Town @signalstation@witches.town

You know who I feel bad for is the person who's gotta strap on trunks and gloves everyone someone on a social media platform says "fight me."

Seems tiring, but someone's gotta.

Now that all the hobbyists have moved on, CB radios pick up nothing but conversations the dead have with each other, cluttering up the channel.

"When will this be over, over?"

In another window, in a program designed to help writers organize large writing projects, I'm writing a scene where a sorority girl makes out with a microwave.

How's your Sunday going? Up to anything interesting?

I hope my death involves a lot of blood because I have a lot of passwords I need to write in that blood, so folks can get into my stuff and whatnot after I'm gone. Make updates and the like.

Welcome to Biff's House of Discount Video Game Titles, how can we help you today? We've got 'em all, we've got:

BZORK II: Quest for Bzork I
Blood and Helmets
World Rainbow Clash
Bird Boxing
Caverns of Goop
Quarter-Eating Maniacs
Centimillipede: TOO MANY LEGS!
Winds of Elgorathathoninite
HEY! The Game
Skate or Die or Do Something Else
Rose Pruning Emulator 2009
Wheels of Elves
16-bit Bit Collector
The Quest for Eight Cheeses
STLAXZ
Press Any Button to Win

When the mood strikes, I make music mixes that are exactly 45 minutes long. The latest, The Signal: EP137, has international pop, remixes of world music from Italy/Amsterdam, cumbia, punk, beats, funk... everything you'd want a UFO to beam directly into your head, basically.

details & download:
http://www.signalstation.com/the-signal-ep137/

@signalstation Did I do it? Did it shitpost correctly? All the cool kids seem to be doing it.

I read all the time. My favorite writer guy si Tomc Lancy. He wrote Huts for Red Docktober, and Some of Those Fears, and my perosnal favorite: Pelicanned Brief.s.

CHARACTER CLASS: Masked Monster (Reformed)

The masked monster is always someone involved in a real estate scam. Roll 1D6 on the Real Estate table to determine which property you protect from teenagers through fear.

SKILLS:
Chase, Intimidate, Glow, Curse

INVENTORY:
Secret Passage, Glowing Paint, Mask

As a party member, the masked monster will help an allied teenage crew unmask other monsters, navigate mazes, and avoid fights. Proficiency with masks, disguises (add 1D6 when masked).

Before my uncle's funeral, an ad starts and we, the family, look at each other awkwardly. Is it rude to skip the ad after 5 seconds because it makes us look eager to mourn?

Or is it worse to watch the entire ad? What if the company is advertising a way to bring my uncle back? What if I'd only find out at the end, after the pretty people finish driving their new car down winding roads to ukulele music, hair blowing in the wind, a young woman's foot out the window bobbing in time?

little brain: Given enough time and resources, all mysteries are solvable

glowing brain: My instrument panel has gone dead in the Bermuda Triangle please come save me the engines have stalled and this plane is going down I only have enough time to post this

galaxy brain: I think it should be called the HER-muda Triangle because the patriarchy can't have everything

Every time someone mentions "a ghost of a smile" you are within your rights to demand "Who killed that smile?" and "What unfinished business does the smile have in this realm that must be settled before it can move on to the afterlife?"

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THIS FALL Thursdays at 8/7 Central
GHOST SMILE HUNTERS
Season Premiere: Our team of ghost hunters use high tech gear to exorcise a melancholy girl's face, where a ghost of a smile has been sighted. (30 min.)

STYLE & BEAUTY
7 Things That Make You Look Older Than You Really Are
1) Not getting enough sleep
2) Overindulging in alcohol
3) Accidentally referring to your friends by the names of the ancestors they resemble.
4) Ignoring horoscopes because "All the stars move anyway, so who cares."
5) Enjoying swing music.
6) The section of your wardrobe made from woven reeds and lizard pelts.
7) At every opportunity, you mention "This all used to be underwater" while gesturing at everything. "Learning to breathe oxygen on land was a mistake."

The wife and I played Eldritch horror tonight with friends, trying to stop a supernatural mummy from taking over the world.

It didn't work. The world was destroyed. Sorry.

My wife was a kung-fu heroine who was tragically eaten by zombies in Buenos Aires. I played a sailor who was by her side when she went and spent the rest of the game wandering, haunted by a spirit, unable to rest and recover.

But I could still look back with fondness on my proudest moment: Engaging in fisticuffs toe-to-toe with the child of an Elder God while at sea, and punching its face off.

They can't take that away from me.