M of Witches Town @signalstation@witches.town

Now that all the hobbyists have moved on, CB radios pick up nothing but conversations the dead have with each other, cluttering up the channel.

"When will this be over, over?"

In another window, in a program designed to help writers organize large writing projects, I'm writing a scene where a sorority girl makes out with a microwave.

How's your Sunday going? Up to anything interesting?

@inmysocks
Aw, thanks, buddy! Everyone else has been giving me advice like "Make sure to drink lots of fluids, then, so you have lots of blood when you meet your gruesome fate!"

Or "Why don't you just write them down somewhere?"

Or "What a weird comedic premise." That last one wasn't even advice. Or helpful.

@dukhovni
That's even worse, buddy. That means you have to write in blood that they're gonna have to Frankenstein you. Run the current through your stiffening limbs to get you to type out those passwords. That's a rough road, buddy.

I hope my death involves a lot of blood because I have a lot of passwords I need to write in that blood, so folks can get into my stuff and whatnot after I'm gone. Make updates and the like.

@sydneyfalk
Can't recommend "The Quest That Is Over" enough. Click "Start," win the game immediately, get that sweet dopamine hit of accomplishment, then enjoy the soundtrack music playing over the credits.

All the little character pictures scrolling by with the credits, all applauding you, giving the thumbs up... all the companions that (presumably) helped you with the quest that is already over.

@squ1rrel
Aw, I wish you had pre-ordered. They had a 9th cheese DLC. But I think we've got one in the back for the low, low price of just-get-this-thing-out-of-my-shop.

Welcome to Biff's House of Discount Video Game Titles, how can we help you today? We've got 'em all, we've got:

BZORK II: Quest for Bzork I
Blood and Helmets
World Rainbow Clash
Bird Boxing
Caverns of Goop
Quarter-Eating Maniacs
Centimillipede: TOO MANY LEGS!
Winds of Elgorathathoninite
HEY! The Game
Skate or Die or Do Something Else
Rose Pruning Emulator 2009
Wheels of Elves
16-bit Bit Collector
The Quest for Eight Cheeses
STLAXZ
Press Any Button to Win

When the mood strikes, I make music mixes that are exactly 45 minutes long. The latest, The Signal: EP137, has international pop, remixes of world music from Italy/Amsterdam, cumbia, punk, beats, funk... everything you'd want a UFO to beam directly into your head, basically.

details & download:
http://www.signalstation.com/the-signal-ep137/

@signalstation Did I do it? Did it shitpost correctly? All the cool kids seem to be doing it.

I read all the time. My favorite writer guy si Tomc Lancy. He wrote Huts for Red Docktober, and Some of Those Fears, and my perosnal favorite: Pelicanned Brief.s.

CHARACTER CLASS: Masked Monster (Reformed)

The masked monster is always someone involved in a real estate scam. Roll 1D6 on the Real Estate table to determine which property you protect from teenagers through fear.

SKILLS:
Chase, Intimidate, Glow, Curse

INVENTORY:
Secret Passage, Glowing Paint, Mask

As a party member, the masked monster will help an allied teenage crew unmask other monsters, navigate mazes, and avoid fights. Proficiency with masks, disguises (add 1D6 when masked).

Before my uncle's funeral, an ad starts and we, the family, look at each other awkwardly. Is it rude to skip the ad after 5 seconds because it makes us look eager to mourn?

Or is it worse to watch the entire ad? What if the company is advertising a way to bring my uncle back? What if I'd only find out at the end, after the pretty people finish driving their new car down winding roads to ukulele music, hair blowing in the wind, a young woman's foot out the window bobbing in time?

@sydneyfalk
Did this entire thing start because I thought of the dumb phrase "Her-muda Triangle," laughed because as a joke it was never going to work, and needed to come up with something to frame it just to get the phrase out of my head?

Yes. Yes, that's true.

And now I am free.

little brain: Given enough time and resources, all mysteries are solvable

glowing brain: My instrument panel has gone dead in the Bermuda Triangle please come save me the engines have stalled and this plane is going down I only have enough time to post this

galaxy brain: I think it should be called the HER-muda Triangle because the patriarchy can't have everything