M of Witches Town @signalstation@witches.town
so long, witches.town
please forward all scrolls, message crows, and visions to: a.weirder.earth/@signalstation
to whom it may concern: your selfies are awesome
oh, speaking of flow? i'm gonna pass along my favorite generative noise site: https://mynoise.net
it's one of the few digital things i had no hesitation throwing some money at, including the $10 iOS app because i use it ALL THE TIME.
@er1n So glad you discovered them! I'm terrible at self-promotion. The mixes have just been a staple for a circle of 10 friends or so for most of the decade I've been making & posting them.
The most recent 4 mixes (plus a side jazz mix) are still live, but if you dig 'em all, hit me up and I'll point you towards my permanent archive.
@er1n Aww, thanks!
@er1n I guess you found me again.
Made merrye have I on many occasion, but of all these arrayed tales lurks an single instance wherein have I covered truth in deception's cloake as a hunter hoods his hawk, confounding you by a false night! Afficher plus
[study guide for joke appreciation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_Crusade]
10 Ways to Keep Your Millennial "Children's Crusaders" From Forsaking God When Their Quest to Reclaim the Holy Land Ends in Slavery or Shipwreck
its the year 2050. for 10 years your retinal implant has been blinking 12:00 because the company decided to stop supporting it
What #millennials want most when they pledge fealty to you.
For all the self-entitlement stereotypes and crusade-hopping reputations, it turns out millennials are pretty commonsense when it comes to what they want in a feudal lord... (subscribe to our codex for full article)
article: coddled millennials opt out of quarrying their own stone, instead building "sustainable" churches out of roman ruins
Trend alert: Chinese #millenials going crazy for moveable type
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@signalstation whoever writes these is so out of touch. im working two crusades at once so its not like ive got time to go get leeches for every sniffle
If I lived in California, My earthquake kit would be just a tuxedo, because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
Plague Doctor Special Report: “Millennials Show Decreased Interest in Dying of Plague, Protecting Faces with Lavender-Filled Leather Sacks”
Think Piece: Why Aren't Millennials Capturing More Outsiders to Work In Our Fields, Serving the Harvest Gods' Unslaked Thirst For Toil?
@pixelpaperyarn Here we go. The most recent 4 mixes are still available for download: http://www.signalstation.com/category/the-signal-mixes/
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Sure, kid. My hut's made of gingerbread, you bet. Bite any wall you want.
This spoon? It's a donut. I stir hot, steaming concoctions with a donut.
You delightful sprog. You genius. You mouth on legs, you've figured it out. The furniture is chocolate and these eyes of mine that burn with resentment that any candy-smeared child can find me in the woods... why, these eyes are gumdrops.