Congratulations, hacker. You have decrypted this message. It was originally just sparks in my meat brain and some wiggles of my fingers, but thanks to "literacy" and "a keyboard plus the whole internet" you have cracked the code.

Too bad telepathy, even mediated by technology, is illegal, here in this dystopic future, and you're the YA protagonist of this story. What a twist! At first, this just seemed like a dumb post, but now... adventure?

Good luck, hacker. You're either going to brain-reading-jail... or the history books as Our Hero and Liberator.