Oh, right, that reminds me. I've been meaning to tell you: I've been your DM this whole time. For your whole life. You're now level 3. As of today, you have more hit points.
Kinda weird, though, that to date you still haven't made a single successful saving throw.
@oxyvolt
It's usually higher level, but it adds to the narrative, so we'll put it at the end of a quest, as a reward. So get ready!
@oxyvolt
Very on-brand dialogue! 10 pts.
@signalstation (this is just reminding me how long it's been since I've actually played a tabletop game and I'm suffering intensely)
@signalstation thank god I play a cleric