Oh, right, that reminds me. I've been meaning to tell you: I've been your DM this whole time. For your whole life. You're now level 3. As of today, you have more hit points.
Kinda weird, though, that to date you still haven't made a single successful saving throw.
@signalstation this makes too much sense not to be true. Can I use Pray and ask a single question or is it a higher level? I forget
@oxyvolt
It's usually higher level, but it adds to the narrative, so we'll put it at the end of a quest, as a reward. So get ready!
@signalstation thank god I play a cleric
@oxyvolt
Very on-brand dialogue! 10 pts.
@signalstation (this is just reminding me how long it's been since I've actually played a tabletop game and I'm suffering intensely)
@signalstation Time to advance my character! *grabs Player's Handbook, Dungeon Master's Guide, Unearthed Arcana, Races of Stone, Book of Exalted Deeds, Complete Mage, Complete Arcane, Complete Champion, Complete Scoundrel, Complete Divine, Complete Warrior, Dungeonscape, Player's Handbook 2, Book of Vile Darkness, Tome of Battle, Tome of Magic, Frostburn, Planar Handbook, Draconomicon, Eberron Campaign Setting, Cityscape, Magic of Incarnum, Savage Species, Expanded Psionics...*
@signalstation this explains so much