I hope my death involves a lot of blood because I have a lot of passwords I need to write in that blood, so folks can get into my stuff and whatnot after I'm gone. Make updates and the like.
@inmysocks
Aw, thanks, buddy! Everyone else has been giving me advice like "Make sure to drink lots of fluids, then, so you have lots of blood when you meet your gruesome fate!"
Or "Why don't you just write them down somewhere?"
Or "What a weird comedic premise." That last one wasn't even advice. Or helpful.