STYLE & BEAUTY
7 Things That Make You Look Older Than You Really Are
1) Not getting enough sleep
2) Overindulging in alcohol
3) Accidentally referring to your friends by the names of the ancestors they resemble.
4) Ignoring horoscopes because "All the stars move anyway, so who cares."
5) Enjoying swing music.
6) The section of your wardrobe made from woven reeds and lizard pelts.
7) At every opportunity, you mention "This all used to be underwater" while gesturing at everything. "Learning to breathe oxygen on land was a mistake."