Millennials Are Killing the Auto Industry
Large flocks of millennials have taken to moving in "flocks", sweeping the land in a synchronized fashion despite no apparent method of communicating their navigational choices. Grasses, golf courses and picket fences have been trod underfoot by this wave of youth. If you spot a Millennial herd, seek higher ground. Our Millennial Rangers, once contacted, will attempt to redirect them by deploying health care lures.