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5 Reasons to Have a Teeny, Tiny Wedding

1) The only official who is free to preside over your ceremony is a talking cricket.
2) All wedding venues are booked except for one, located inside a young girl's liver, accessible via shrunken submarine in sterile lab conditions.
3) You fell in love with an electron.
4) The global economy is arranged in such a way that your entire generation has difficulty finding steady employment at a wage where an extravagant wedding is even an option.
5) Tiny things are cute! Little wedding cake! Small cocktails at the reception! Reduced expectations to minimize disappointment! Adorable!

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6) You are an ant. (Note: 'Small' in this case will only refer to the actual size of the entire venue, the guest list may be several hundred thousand relatives at minimum)

7) You're queer and (somewhat) irrationally terrified that your ability to get married to your partner may be disrupted by a hypercorrupt orange crackpot gaining unprecedented political power so you borrow two friends who are legally able to officiate and witness and do it in the park.

8) Spite.