My milkshake, carefully concealed in the yard, has yielded no results. I shall need a more compelling bait to hunt this most dangerous of game: "the boys"
ugh, I'm sorry, but that's amateurish
you want a PIT with sharp spikes angled DOWN around the edge
and milkshakes IN the bottom of the pit
OBVIOUSLY
@signalstation we regret to inform you that Milkshake Duck has stolen all the Cold Ones in the land
@er1n
The Milkshake Duck was the Scorpion to our Frog. Right there in the name. How did we miss it?
@signalstation I would be more than happy to instruct you in the ways of better boys luring, but it would require monetary compensation.
@wishx
We've got some applications out for grants to fund further research, so we'll see how that goes.
@signalstation try introducing some cold ones