I have no incentive not to lie to you. I live in a shack, in a bog, but the wifi is good. It's fueled by despair, which I get piped in from the orphanage. Most of the entries in my spell book are spells that make it so I don't have to get up and do things. My hobbies include failing to solve the riddle of Parhthatus (and suffering the subsequent skin burns), teaching homunculi to swim, reversing the positions of my left and right eyes (doesn't help) and writing short fiction.