You may dislike the President, but I admire his form. Not many people know this, but he's made from a single sheet of flesh, carefully folded and crafted by a talented Flesh Origamist. If you were to unfold him, he would stretch halfway to the moon, which would be a good start, especially if it's the further half away from us.
@signalstation
You may dislike the President, but I admire his form.
It's difficult for a cosmic horror to maintain human form for such a prolonged period of time, without minor tendrils reflex-leaking from the orifices and the eyeball stalks relaxing into their usual several-inches of length.