Get those third through eighth eyes added to your face that you always wanted! Confound your foes who will never know when you're sleeping! Extend your mouth lines to your ears so no one can outsmile you! Push the limits of friendliness to their breaking point! Once your face is numb, the sky's the limit!
@sydneyfalk
@signalstation
And end with this line, inset in a box:
"If you're in the LA area, here's a list of places that handle minor reconstructive surgery during cosmetic tattoo procedures:"
and then nothing after it, like an intentionally blank rest-of-the-inset-box