I would like to stop being *surprised* when I find that a clothing brand only makes clothes up to $my_size, that will be too small even if that size fits me in other brands.

This whine brought to you by me returning yet another pair of shorts that doesn't fit and doesn't come any bigger. (and omg would somebody please make shorts for fat girls that aren't butt-ugly. Sigh. Another summer of skirts, it appears.)