moino 🌱 utilise witches.town. Vous pouvez læ suivre et interagir si vous possédez un compte quelque part dans le "fediverse".

Customer: we've got to go get Mummy from the fabric shop for lunch!
Smaller customer: Mummy's always in the fabric shop! What's so great about fabric?
Me: *horrified gasp* HOW DARE YOU

[smaller customer proceeds to gleefully tell me that fabric is boring and poo, cackling all the while]

moino 🌱 @sempervirenx

@Murkrow guess they have to never wear clothes again if they're so boring