ok I'm gonna do it prepare yourselves for the awfulness #HPcringe
someone made a female Harry and named her HELICONIA
#HPcringe
"Snape had not expected that one side effect of being brought back from the dead would be a permanent erection."
thank you for that image
thank you
"Severus Snape discovers he has a bit of a kink."
Trevor the toad is tagged as a character in that fic
I really hope it's unrelated
"Aurors Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are investigating a manor that has been reported to have dark magic. They are in for a surprise when they discover two Avengers, two MI6 operatives, and two hunters have also turned up."
sounds like a train wreck #HPcringe
" Dark, how did this get so dark?, It happened so fast, it was never going to be fluff, but seriously what is wrong with me?"
you're the author you have CONTROL over you fic
you control the fic
it doesn't control you
deep breaths, author
" Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger/Cormac McLaggen"
wtf is this pairing (can you say pairing if there are three people?) from hell
" Meanwhile, after disappearing from the Wizarding World and moving to America for seven years, Draco Malfoy has become a famous Hollywood actor"
what the fuck
"Seventh year Hogwarts student Severus Snape accidentally travels through a time portal trying to escape the torments of James Potter and Sirius Black"
so
there was a time portal
just lying around
and you can accidentally travel through it
but only Snape did it apparently
sounds a little, a tiny bit, far-fetched
@Hiraelle en plus en septième année ça fait pas un (petit) moment qu'ils se sont calmés?
@sempervirenx je sais plus s'ils s'étaient calmés où si James faisait gaffe de se fight avec Snape quand Lily était pas dans le coin juste
@Hiraelle tu me mets le doute du coup
Mais bon en septième année ils ont autre chose à foutre je pense
@sempervirenx oui et en plus c'était la guerre
enfin la cohérence a pas l'air d'étouffer cet auteur hein