@Murkrow Yes! Like seagulls or crows, croaking "Yoga! Yoga! YOGA!" ... Funfact: I've tried yoga. (And qigong. And meditation.) Everyone else can do the dog downward whatever pose, and I can just look at the mat and go "well I can sit, OR I can stand OR I can lie down but I can't really do the in-between thing without needing to be carried to bed with a broken back and a newly found addiction to opiates".

Oh, and have we tried to talk to our doctor about this? Because they're not sure we have, see. We're so silly. If we weren't so silly, if we were doing it right, we wouldn't be like this, obviously!

@seaw oh sweetie have you tried kale, it's a superfood you know, whenever I feel bad I shove a whole kale up my ass and I'm right as rain, a little yoga and some kale will fix any-

What do you mean you have tried kale and it just made your breath smell like stale farts

Y-you uh, probably got uh, prob-it was probably uh. Out of date??? Have you tried... uh... more kale?

@Murkrow My cousin went to a remote mountain in south America and took drugs with shaman there. She puked her guts out for three days and could only eat rice and beans for a month but she said she'd never felt so alive, have you considered that?

... True anecdote.

@seaw oh geez

I personally never felt more alive than that time I went kiting in a high wind, literally flew a bit and landed smashing up my spine and £100 of glasses off my face so here's a kite and some contact lenses for afterwards, go and ~*~*heal*~*~ and I'll meet you for yoga in the morning.

@Murkrow Oh man. Yeah. Not good.

I saw you didn't get a very restful night, I hope you're hanging in there.