dog owner just sneezed, into his dog. meanwhile dog picture taker has pulled out a macbook and opened Atlassian JIRA. the train wheels begin to make whining sounds, which the dog imitates in sympathy
heres a photo of me lookin like a Cool, globetrottin guy
https://mastodon.social/media/DQOXIlN1yCsOvqD7mhg
seriously look at this heckin cat
https://mastodon.social/media/QgnHa21MiPkmQQkGaXg
test post, do not immediately boost & reply & fav, and recommend it to all your friends, and talk about how great it is
@jk *exit james, with armfuls of dogs, pursued by angry owners and a tesco security guard*
FOLLOW FRIDAY! TODAY, you should follow
- the road wherever it leads you. don't think, just let it take you away
- the wind. it might blow you off to a new place where you can plant your roots and grow. or it might bring you back to a place you once called home
- dogs! they're cute and have fuzzy butts and they know more than they let on
- paintings of people looking or pointing somewhere specific. in movies they usually lead to a secret passageway or something, and those can be cool and fun
my hairs at Ideal Stage imo where the too-bright sasha banks pink has faded to a nice muted purple/blue gradient look, shame in 2 weeks itll be green again
The hottest of all the hot takes you've ever burned your fingers on Afficher plus
attraction/sexuality/shipping chat Afficher plus
attraction/sexuality/shipping chat Afficher plus
attraction/sexuality/shipping chat Afficher plus
feelin motivated enough to write sone bullshit 3000 word essay about yow much i like them
was good to see miz and maryse on tv this week, their love is so pure and strong and cute
some amazing Work Drama happeninh today, lovin it
i had a rly cool witch hat and i cant remeber where it fucking is, is it at jamies house, is it at my dads, who knows,
freehold halloween party/event ideas
-rave
-ghost hunting
-feast
-BBQ
-satanic ritual
-pumkin carving
-crumble contest
-house of horrs match