🦇 🌌 skykat 🌃🐈 @roadrunner@witches.town

hottu dicku

me: computer. please pay my council tax.. pay it to The Council

computer: okay

me: thank you

computer: i have paid your Council Tax. i have paid it to .... The Count, from Sesame Street

bitcoin is the most gothic thing we've created in the last 100 years, and i really hope they make a metroidvania MMO where you are chased through the blockchain by SNES organ music

*me, every single day, pretty much constantly* computers are shit, and theyre designed by morons, and soon i am going to make my own computer from scratch, and write all the software myself, and then it will be good

*me, every time i try to do something on a computer and it does not work the way i expect* computers are shit, and theyre designed by morons, and soon i am going to make my own computer from scratch, and write all the software myself, and then it will be good

*me, every time i see a computer program or website using garbage colors and fonts, with terrible interface lag with all the buttons in the wrong place and no quick or flexible way to do anything you want to do*

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thanks @roadrunner https://mastodon.social/media/heslgBXS0YYfQy1KY8k

quick examples of that kinda lighting design from one game series:

1. mountain peaks are lit up with a warm glow, suggesting morning
2. fairly extreme purplish hue, which shouldn't work but somehow does, giving the entire area a memorable individual character
3. vivid sunset in the game's "signature colors" (which echo spyro's design)
4. different areas of a cave lit using contrasting light sources

https://mastodon.social/media/UwjQ8gzXzywh19Uh0ww https://mastodon.social/media/DnE3pfYSMJ5WmPmWaaU https://mastodon.social/media/v-7CWkOpb7MBTwwQhYY https://mastodon.social/media/vJUwadB-KrgM4cEjCXc

Homestuck shitposts are still my favorite

nobody knows whats inside a laptop. its illegal to look

Sharpay is one of us now https://twitter.com/ashleytisdale/status/896559426336837632 https://mastodon.social/media/jbDT-LTxYvVSp70HmlA

* @roadrunner, listening to Suspicious Minds *

"its so sad. Dean Ambrose will never trust anyone again"

in honor of my auspicious return please look at my most excellent casual friday outfit, ft a jumpsuit that is basically fancy pajamas and a scarf for a jacket held together by a Pokemon brooch (it's Mega Latias)
#cutewitches #100selfiechallenge 53/100 https://witches.town/media/r7Ni6ekQA-gGpSn3ykQ

https://mastodon.social/media/v0-UlUpiELJZ6HJLw08

for once my accusers are correct
https://mastodon.social/media/lSzMO0fB9RIUH-_vl1Q

tired: sleep is for the weak
wired: sleep is for the week. get plenty of sleep this week 💜