🦇 🌌 skykat 🌃🐈 @roadrunner@witches.town
🐦meep meep
💜: cats🐈witchy fashion👗kesha🎶disney🎬gothic📚sims zelda pokemon🎮wwe💪
🚺she 💭 adhd
datin josef 💏 we're v monogamous pls dont flirt w/ me 🚫💋
*we screech to a halt. i get out the map*
this is bat country. we can't stop here, because its daytime, and there won't be any bats for hours
jamming the fuck out to this
uggggggggghh
You're trying to make money off the miniature clock market? Psh... that's smalltime
cant stopo thinking in the voice of prince charming from shrek, which is every bit as basd as it sounds
The more I work, the less I think jobs need to exist. This *gestures wildly* is just mindless busywork, a self perpetuating machine of human misery, and is in no way necessary in the allocation of scarce resources to those who need them.
if i have to watch a youtube video longer than 5 minutes, i get bored and need to pause it regularly to listen to the whole of "Take A Chance On Me" before i can continue
🎼 keshas new song woman is SUCH jam 🎤
my fav part is the line about "diamond rings" with the shot of a bunch of cheap lookin' turquoise rings in the actual video, i find it rly charming 💍
Dont Let Information Into Your Brain
*me, i need to leave, i have stuff to do, im kinda late, but instead im brainstormin, strokin my chin, thinkin up stuff*
hmm..... hmm.......... a bat... with bat wings... on its wings
todays woek selfie 🚽⌚
#cutewitches
*me, googling The History of Jorts, grinning*
wow, there's some jorts!
look at those jorts!!
hey, there's john cena wearing jorts
*me, when I hear something thats musically good in any way* Ah that part was quite 'ABBA'
Pet peeve: people who look flummoxed and demand that you repeat yourself whenever you say anything that they don't expect you to say, because they weren't actually having a conversation with you, they were just wanting you to fulfill the same role as the normative version of you in their imagination
trans & leftist memes Afficher plus