🦇 🌌 skykat 🌃🐈 @roadrunner@witches.town
🐦meep meep
💜: cats🐈witchy fashion👗kesha🎶disney🎬gothic📚sims zelda pokemon🎮wwe💪
🚺she 💭 adhd
datin josef 💏 we're v monogamous pls dont flirt w/ me 🚫💋
I finally got a siri and it fuckin sucks
"HELLO WALK TIME"
"Sunny it's just started pissing down with rain, do you want to have your dinner first and go for a walk in an hour when it might've stopped"
"NO, WALK NOW YAAAAAAY WALK"
theres too many people these days. runnin around, pointing at cats, shouting at them accusing them of being a human in a cat costume. giving them an existential crisis
hey any wwe-fans pls read my blog post complaining about the treatment of the womens roster, thanks
https://everybodywantstobeakat.wordpress.com/2017/07/13/the-decline-of-the-wwe-womens-division/
*me, turning a can of compressed air upside down and sprayin the last dregs into a spoon*
ah cool, this will probably produce a neat little flame if i light it!
*3-foot tall wall of fire which somehow fills up about 20% of my kitchen*
well uh... um.. well at least that was errrr....... at least it's gone now
a while ago
me: ok next... do you want to see my impression of... uhhh.. ... .......... . a Human
@roadrunner: sure go ahead
me: *begins randomly waving my arms, walking around in circles, cheerfully saying 'hello' over and over again*
dear game developers, sports writers, and andrew hussies of this world. if you make me WORK to enjoy a story, i.e., by presenting it in some kind of extremely reader-unfriendly, time-unfriendly, contrived way?
not only am i NOT !!!!! going to read your story, but im going to literally find out where you live, and come to your house, and take an ice cream cone and turn the ice cream cone upside down, and put it on top of your head
IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM TOOTS
media ppl i consider Good Role Models:
kesha
miz & maryse
jeremy corbin
helen oyeymi
youtuber psychara
sims writer Penni Griffin
uhhhhhhh, thats it i guess
kesha means a lot to me & i love her
hey guys whats yp just checki g in to stalk josef 🐺 and talk abiut hiw happy i am keshas releasing music again 🐯
capitalism is bull shit. over the past few days ive tried to sell several of my best ideas on here for $5000 each, and nobody has bought ANY of them
idea: rotating computer screens. Like the coyote but its the screen
do cool birds say things like "catch you on the flap side"
hav been doin some gardenin this weekend, sadly the "gutting the whole thing" stage so now the backyard is extremely barren, but we get to the fun planting/decorating stage next week 👍🌳🌷
@body imo magic is real in the same way that professional wrestling is real
NVME SSD review: its very small and looks like a stick of gum. but you cannot eat it. you mustn't
dream career,, i guess, would be following josef around everywhere looking hot,, laugihng at everything he said, occasionally hitting people for him, making out, generally bein smug and obnoxious, etc
shower*