🦇 🌌 skykat 🌃🐈 @roadrunner@witches.town

hey guys. heres an example of the kind of comedic, satirical, ironic, toot i come up with. just so you know what to expect!

"hi. my names Godnick von Bongle and this is part 1 in my extremely quiet and mumbly 949-part tutorial series on How to Implement the Whole of Ruby Using C++ Templates"

youll know me when u see me. ill be carrying a yamaha dx7 under one arm and a really fuckin pissed off seagull under the other. ill have two suricrasia online stickers stuck in the shape of an L on my forehead

*me, trying to rotate on the spot* haaaa

*you* what the fuck. are you cosplaying your fucking mastodon avatar

*me* no!!!! fuck you! this is Spinning Earl, from Pokemon

imo you should all follow my amazing gf @roadrunner whos extremely great & also very hot

most days i at least TRY to grab a seagull

it's fucked up that the word england sounds like "in-gland". thanks

my fursona ISN'T wile e coyote rotating in 1990s-rendered 3D. but if it was, the sound it would make would be the quiet purr of the luxury fans inside an SGI workstation

🇫🇷 Je suis désolé de vous embêter, mais j’ai vraiment besoin de votre aide. Certaines de mes plantes grasses se portent très mal et sont mis à flétrir soudainement. Elles allaient très bien il y a deux jours alors que maintenant leur base est marron.
Qu’est-ce qui se passe et qu’est-ce que je peux faire ?

🇬🇧 I'm sorry to bother you, but I really need your help. Some of my succulents are in a really bad shape and started to suddenly wither. They seemed perfectly fine two days ago but now their base is become brownish.
What's happening and what should I do?

We have a perfectly good lawn, lush and shady and perfect for napping, but His Lordship is sprawled in the dirt again https://witches.town/media/WKnBvdlpozgT6gAnS0U

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