🦇 🌌 skykat 🌃🐈 @roadrunner@witches.town
🐦meep meep
💜: cats🐈witchy fashion👗kesha🎶disney🎬gothic📚sims zelda pokemon🎮wwe💪
🚺she 💭 adhd
datin josef 💏 we're v monogamous pls dont flirt w/ me 🚫💋
i hope ur all havin a good day, mines been p chill!! ive beeb doin cover work for 2 coworkers and its been extremely stressful but obe got back today, big relief
anyeay heres a selfie https://witches.town/media/ekbghTOPSD5GkKwplxo
food, dieting, weight Afficher plus
josef, waking up: "im thibking about the miz & maryse"
me: "yeah same"
me, when im supposed to wake up:
"ughhghg i won't ... uhhh... I will ......never uhhh... do. alive"
me, when im supposed to go to sleep:
"FUCK. ive GOT to start a new band. Ive GOT to start making medieval music. holy shit Im totally up for reading out some of my toots at an Open Mic night!!!"
/r/ambien is a treasure https://socially.constructed.space/media/ufZx5NpoEsp1jw3JJDs
its fucked up that after over 45 years, nitendo have still not released my favorite RPG, Super Gong Boggle, in the west
you: dont you mean Super Bog Gongle???
me: yeah?? i guess??
you: dont you realise
that was released on
the Virtual 🅱 onsole
man i love autumn, finally rainy enough to start listeining to morrissey all the time again
@Damage i feel like this too, i look weird without em !
@plsburydoughboy wearing nice black dresses i guess!!
witch off-duty look https://witches.town/media/zxBOzjcHTJlvlgJUojg
so we asked the neural network to name our company, based on all the things people like the most. heres what it suggested:
New Cars Vacation Family
Money TV
Hamburger Hamburger Hamburger
Sex Cats Japan
@jk thanks babe 💜💙💜💙💜💙💜
(I didn't make this and can't find the source, but it's funny) https://mastodon.social/media/CCx29tuewFS3eBCHP-c
repetitive dance beat Afficher plus
p.s. these are from zoomdinosaurs.com, a web 1.0 educational site about dinosaurs that hasn't been updated since the mid 90s and has lots of charming gifs https://mastodon.social/media/JAsU6auZiMc5t9uNUdU
@rowletbot @zyabin101 man i could never pick one, maybe a top 5??? rowlet is a cutie tho
@mismatched i think probably woman, it feels like the perfect blend of "old kesha" and her new sound, plus its really catchy! 🎶 whats yours?
ah this was hard https://witches.town/media/R0d8jMr6ePSW0jZq3ps