raindare @raindare@witches.town

i looked at cthulhu and cthulhu died because it couldnt comprehend the idea that a divine being was a small pink cute cat and not a squid godzilla

it hurt to put this tweet on my tl but this is the fucking truth

lovecraft protag: middle-aged white college professor with a beard, very good at write
lovecraft villain: 30000 Swarthy cultists wearing 2 scarves each and nothing else

its easy to overlook past Squid but the other thing hp lovecraft does to make things scary is to add Black People. and thats just pathetic and gross

ive written more horrifying things than hp lovecraft without even trying

if you gain a large amount of fantasy at one time you roll on a table and one of the results is your character crying and pointing at the source of their conflict while shouting any theories that come to mind

i gotta say. ghost's suggestion of call of cthulhu where its a woman in a very nice dress convincing you that she murdered everyone in this small english town with magic and you have a fantasy stat instead of a sanity stat is actually remarkably viable

interesting that cheesos icon is wearing a tf2 unlock

tsubakura canonically has a knife spellcard

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marshadow climbs to the front of your shadow then appears where you are, telefragging you

Assassinated By Marshadow

there isnt an evil jirachi actually. thats the only one

very loose definition of evil. inari is evil. ophina is evil

theres at least one evil mythicla of each mythical species in pokemon ascent. i just realized

alright ill admit that inari is cute but if i were to be possessed by a ghost id want it to be one who isnt kind of a dick

which of your ocs is

sapiosexual

theres some really quesitonable mew ocs out there. not naming names but theyre out there

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