raindare @raindare@witches.town

@voyagerwitch unfortunately i know the canon of warframe regarding this and it displeases me a little bit. that is a good way to think of it though regardless

also mmos kick my ass and kill me instantly even when i love them

i would play warred frame but giant robots generally aren't great to me. like i love being an ai but you dont need to give me a physical body

@voyagerwitch Very good

Llany's eyes go cat wide.
Terra's eyes go cat wide.
Lilac's eyes go cat wide.
Sage's eyes go cat wide.

@renko this means dio brando will kill you soon

@renko What's up?

terra, llany: protag
sage: character
lilac: zero

wild atlas party wakes up. the inn is on lockdown. jazz disastre speaks over the intercom. "If you'r really a dragon, then you should be able to solve my Ass Slap Puzzle within 1.5 hours"

@kaguya Seal this Tweet away again, that it might not be unearthed so.

@renko theyre all correct. sakuya is also HAILEY

@renko sanae: komaeda

marisa: boke
reimu: tsukkomi
sakuya: seemingly perfect at first glance
youmu: moe through helplessness

anime characters like that teach me that men think its somehow inherently funny that they like boobs. like no thats just a thing people do

@voyagerwitch That's fair.

anyway bayonetta has an unlockable ice skates weapon so shes canadian

@voyagerwitch Tell me more about why you don't.

to be honest that kind of protag inspires me to play better though so it even has a purpose

bayonettas like touhou because its one of those games where the protag is super smug and confident ut the player gets their ass kicked and killed instantly

@kaguya i know what it is. i wish all of you good luck. also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwyOQ-EEFV4&t=0m20s