@kaguya Hmm. I don't like this post. It's made me realize completely incontrovertible Umineko deep lore that I'd rather not have.
@kaguya By which you mean, you've awakened the ancient apocrypha of Erika's true character; that, floating through the sea of the Internet as she did, she was exposed to "hewwo?? h-hewwo??" and took it unto her person.