when you die you either go to heaven or you go to a small room with a tv that only plays this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dboi1bja6M8
@kaguya Then I shall face God and walk backwards into Hell.
@raindare Ah, see, you misunderstand me. If it's not heaven, it's htis
@kaguya That's right. You see, if it's not Heaven, but it is the afterlife, Hell is the generally assumed alternative. Therefore, if this is Hell, I will accept it.
@raindare https://mastodon.social/media/KeZFsbIEmyQmfAw37Zw
@raindare Ah, see, you misunderstand me. If it's not heaven, it's htis