being friends with claris has a lot of drawbkacs. i cant actually Recommend it
@voyagerwitch 1. they'll lie about everything especially things that don't matter
2. they will not be emotionally honest with you
3. they'll eat all your food
4. they'll take your archnemesis and make them into a tower boss battle
5. if you press them too hard on something theyll kill you instantly (though not fatally)
@raindare 5 can be avoided just by being a good friend and setting up and respecting boundaries. 4 is avoided cause im not a votary. the rest of it is just regular friend stuff
@voyagerwitch im telling you. claris is essentially an extremely powerful raccoon and will take your snacks and escape with them, leaving you empty-handed
@voyagerwitch no im not like claris. i wont take the entire bag and leave. ill leave some for you. you WILL lose your entire cupboard with claris
@voyagerwitch claris is the kind of person who sees a slice of cake in tupperware labelled "OTHER PERSON" and just wiggles their paw and takes it even faster than normal
@raindare i have an easy solution to that, and that's that i'll just buy lots of food claris hates. and dont tell me there's no food claris hates because look at them. they have to be a picky eater
@voyagerwitch claris will eat or drink anything. in theory they should have a prefernce for sour and against astringency but in practice it doens't matter THAT much to them
tv fish - 12/08/2017
life's too long
@voyagerwitch nigerarenai
@raindare so will you and that doesnt stop me