now here's my discourse. eeveelutions from most to least fluffy
flareon
eevee
espeon
sylveon
leafeon
umbreon
glaceon
jolteon
vaporeon
@raindare I imagine Vaporeon to feel like a seal
@raindare Us aquatic types are all muscle and blubber (no room for fluff)
@raindare counterpoint is eve's tweets abotu grooming jolteon to be fluffy a la the joltik thing