momma matti :red_candle: @punsandpotions@witches.town

I'm having one of these days where I'm so overwhelmed with love for @punsandpotions i can't even put it into words. how soft and squishy she is, how warm her body is all the time, her scent, and all she is. i love falling asleep and waking up cuddled up next to her, and i always feel safe with her. and i still can't believe how lucky i got with her.

just getting ready to head out to a local queer dance party, looking glamorous as fuck. 💖😄💖 #wlw #girlslikeus #cutewitches #selfie

he eat own ass

Reposted from birdsite:

Anna and I have both been laid off, but we're turning it into an opportunity. We're ramping up our freelance work so we can start a business.

I do writing, creative direction, design, and system development.

Anna does writing, editing, and proofing.

Hit us up or share please.

You're my favorite star war.

#ff @bea, better known as codemom
- extremely lesbian mom
- very canadian
- literally miss kobayashi
- extremely Coffee
- cranky ML girl
- knows too much SQL
- does That Fork
- pretends to know rails, actually just changes things until they work
- supportive and kind as fuuuuuuuuuuck

once you have been booped

when are you not booped anymore

I hate firecrackers.

I work late shift in an online desk. I heard loud thunder outside, three bangs in a row. It genuinely sounded like heavy explosions.

Just a few 100 Meters from here sits the biggest agglomeration of chemical factories in the world; 300 of them alone belong to the BASF compound. So you probably know what I was thinking.

I got up from my desk and ran to the other side of the building (my windows look into the backyard), looked outside an saw ... fireworks. They always start with three extremely loud and deep cannon crackers.

Did I mention I hate firecrackers? I really do.

The Trump administration has forbidden the CDC from using the following words in official documents:

vulnerable
entitlement
diversity
transgender
fetus
evidence-based
science-based

No, I'm not making this up: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/cdc-gets-list-of-forbidden-words-fetus-transgender-diversity/2017/12/15/f503837a-e1cf-11e7-89e8-edec16379010_story.html

@punsandpotions i love that i wrote behind your ear that girls like girls uwwwwu