🦋Polychrome🦋 @polychrome@witches.town

@kara @chr @green my end game would be looking like a blatantly mechanical chrome plated gynoid

But in the meantime I *would* be interested in smart sunglasses that link to a brainwave sensor that changes lens color based on my mood!

*glares in neon pink*

@iliana *bloop* 🤖

@naidje

Hmm...

Yes.

@MariBari

*materializes behind you* "We need to talk about your TPS reporrrrtts..." *turns head 90" sideways and fades through the floor* 👻

@GinnyMcQueen

@guerrillarain okay so this is a tiny bit extreme, but! what if you let the call go through to a rep, shout something like "you'll never get me alive, coppers!!", play a gunshot sound and let the line sit open on mute?

Can't do much to make them stop hurting people but maybe you can traumatize them back.

@Hiraelle people change, nothing is permanent. Sexuality is an analog scale rather than a digital toggle switch and we slide across it to various degrees over time.

Some change more than other and some changes are tiny and subtle. But we are not the person we were 10 years ago or will be 10 years later.

Be what you feel that you want to be.

Also means that if DoomGuy ever makes contact with aliens in our local space they might refer to him as "Son of Keen"

Video game trivia: A little known fact is that DoomGuy is canonically the son of Billy Blaze a.k.a Commander Keen.

Which means that in the original Doom as the demonic invasion was beginning on Earth an old man was reaching for a battered football helmet...

@Concerned_Catgirl I think it started as a 4chan challenge thing and like everything else on the net went way out of hand.

... also I think I've just made a pun.

@Ambraven what is this "outgrowing" of which you speak?

Finding random shoes while walking down the street. I wonder what causes people to just throw them away mid walking? This isn't even a busy part of town.

I guess the clue is that they're all in heels.

Bed: Trouble getting up.

PC: Trouble getting away from PC.

Work: Trouble walking off from an unfinished anything.

My problem isn't laziness, it's inertia.

The cryptocurrency fad is so strong right now that even megacorps can't get the latest videocards - they all get snatched up by miners in bulk.

I'm a little surprised, I assumed ASICs would have displaced CUDA for bulk mining by now both with computation returns and reduced power use.

@distelfliege

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@catoutofbed @iliana Now I'm curious whether you could finish it off with a data: URI.

@mismatched I love everything you've posted on this.

In return, a relevant Oglaf: https://www.oglaf.com/doctor-hexagon/

(Oglaf is typically lewd but this particular post is PG rated!)

My office zen. https://witches.town/media/mN4_UH5IN_G5DfLl5s0

They replaced all the forks with sporks at the office cafeteria.

I am not sure how I feel about this. 🍴