@Angle Dating sites requiring your genome to be scanned and list of potential genetic health risks or desireable/undesirable traits listed on your matching/dating profile, right next to your hobbies and interest in collecting stamps.
@kelseyz I don't see what gender has to do with programming. I really just don't.
If someone is cam program then they fit the job. That's really all there is to it.
But people care so much on both sides that I feel pretty stupid for not getting it.
@ceiphiedknight My head: "This isn't bad at all! What's th- oh this is in *fahrenheit*, isnt it 😐 "
suicide mention Afficher plus
@iliana Can you tell me what this is about? If anything? :o
Stolen from Reddit r/Sysadmin
"A CPU predicts you will walk into a bar, you do not. Your wallet has been stolen."
@wxcafe I knew I kept my 486 for a reason.
@wxcafe Haven't considered microkernels - that'll be interesting~
Sadly I am fairly confident the PS4 is monolithic. Not sure about the XBox.
@wxcafe It depends on the bug. It's actually two of them: Meltdown is Intel only and is the worse one, letting you read kernel memory space. Spectre is cross-architecture and lets you read the memory of other user programs, but not the kernel.
With consoles you're most likely going to want to read the kernel memory space. You might still get some interesting things from other user space processes, but probably less so.
This is why I said "more resistant" rather than "safe" ;)
@wxcafe Most consoles are AMD which doesnt really use speculation execution, so they will be more resistant to this. Alas!
really excited for every fucking game console getting hacked with that bug tho 👍
@Mirzaba See if they have workflow videos?
@Mirzaba Okay I don't get this often but wow. I had no idea this was a 3D scene until I got to the WebGL pane.
Niiiice~ 
Brewing tea 🍵:
• Spoons of sugar
• Hot water
~sip~ "hm.. tastes different".
<.< *eyes tea bag sitting unused in the corner*
"Oh."
2008: "Includes support for Windows, Mac, and Linux"
Oh wow, how convenient! I really appreciate talented developers who write good cross-platform code and accomodate to users of multiple operating systems!
2018: "Includes support for Windows, Mac, and Linux"
Oh great, another fucking Electron app 🙄
@jessiscah24 Well, there's my first purchase for 2018.
@Morgane my least favorite part of any day :o
@BadWrongFun I don't know, you seem to fail to be boring on mastodon. Shows you've got it in there.