@patience patience, are you really 91??
@poiisons yah i'm totally 91
@poiisons wait, just because i was born during the roaring twenties…
@patience you've bamboozled me
@poiisons i've said for years that i'm perpetually 91 because that's how old i feel
@poiisons but i understand if you must mass-unfollow me across the social media sphere :(
@patience thank u for clarifying lmao
@poiisons you're cross with me now aren't you
@patience absolutely livid /s
@poiisons this year, i was born in nineteen-and-twenty-six. in 2016, i was born in nineteen-and-twenty-five